Greetings, America! Today was the first day of "shooting", which is a showbiz term for video recording. I can see how you'd be easily confused by the pictures of our titular star Jake Goldberg holding a gun.
First days are always exciting. I'll never forget my first day on the job as a delivery man. I was attacked by a German Shepherd and cried over spilt milk. Literally. That same titillating sentiment was in the air on this eve of destruction, as we embarked on an action-packed adventure to the depths of the jungle. I made it out of "the shit" alive, and so did everyone else thanks to the ice-cold chocolate milk I graciously provided.
Happy Trails!
-Marvin
