Whenever I see a homeless person on the street, I give him some free milk. Then I kick him and tell him to "get a job!" But today I realized that some hobos do have jobs. One such hobo is employed as an actor on "All That Glitters is Goldberg." And to be honest, his acting was a breath of fresh air! If only I could say the same for his body odor...
Later that day, we hopped on over to Bang's Funeral Home. Usually when I go to a funeral home, it's to heckle the family members of an individual who died of osteoporosis. But this instance was different. Jake Goldberg treated us to a magic show, and showed us all how to levitate!
Actor Tyler Nash caught on very quickly. Look at the merriment in his face when he finally gets it right! By his big old grin, I would have guessed that he had just successfully completed the process of pasteurization for the first time!
Float on!
-Marvin
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