Today is October 7th, one of my favorite days of the year. It's one of my favorite days of the year because it's Jake Goldberg's birthday! Every year on Jake's birthday, I forgo my usual milkman uniform and instead wear what I like to call my "birthday suit." I then perform what I like to call my "birthday dance." Without giving too much away, it involves some of my special "homemade" milk...if you know what I mean.
This is an annual practice that, as much as Jake might deny it, is a lot of fun for everyone involved! I've been doing it for the past four years...ever since Jake's 26th birthday. Holy cow...you made it to 30 years, Jakey! You and Honey might wanna start makin' some Goldberg babies while you can still get it up! Haha! Really, have some kids already! I wanna be a godfather!
From myself and all the employees at the milk factory, Happy Birthday Jake!
-Marvin
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